
DOOM #001
- 6 days ago
- 2 min read


“What up? …
To all rappers : SHUT UP with your shutting up
And keep a shirt on, a least a button-up
Yuck, is they rhymers or stripping males?
Out of work jerks since they shut down Chippendales
They chipping nails, DOOM tipping scales
Let alone the pre-orders that’s counted off shipping sales
This goes out to all my peoples skipping bail
Dipping jail, whippin tail, and sipping ale”
-MF DOOM
If aliens came to this planet for the entertainment of words and human ability to use such.. they’d love MF DOOM. They'll abduct him (followed by a couple handfuls of others ofc. *he sees Busta Rhymes talkin’ to JID in the spaceship already when he gets inside lol). If they started vaporizing people (Allah forbid) based on their rhyme genius.. he’d be super safe and would possibly join them as part of the world domination they’re here for. I mean, when they ask who our leader is, I probably would have pointed to him anyway. DOOM is your favorite RAP spit rhyme artist nightmare. For me, he made my skate sessions feel like a dreamy skate part when I first discovered him as a kid; & not just for clever writing right now dude, DOOM gave me access to to my skate genius’ flow state and still does 😌.
DOOM may return by my hand. Stay tuned.

